How to Get Revenge on Your
Ex-Girlfriend
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So you got dumped by your girlfriend and although you have tried any and everything to get her back you remain single and heart broken. It just doesn't seem fair does it? You believe that you put all you had into the relationship and after being let go, tried to make any necessary changes but you still were rejected. Well let me tell ya, if you can't beat em join em. Become the rejecter. Do you want revenge? I can show you how. The point I suppose is to cause them the emotional distress that they caused you and therefore feel much better about yourself. It is a little petty and childish but hey, if it helps you move on and feel good, go for it.

First and foremost, peel your ass off of the couch, put down the 5th and get in shape! Go buy new clothes and get your physical appearance in order. From personal experience, I can tell you that women are highly influenced by physical appearance in ex lovers. Maybe you let yourself go a little during your relationship because you felt comfortable maybe not but if you did, you gotta make heads turn and have your ex kicking herself for letting you go. Not only will this make your self esteem go through the roof but your ex will want you again and how good will it feel to simply say no thanks. You know that good friend of your ex? The one that you always knew was a freak and may have flirted with you after one too many drinks? Men can usually tell when a woman wants him and "the friend" usually does. Remember, a lot of the time, your ex was busy gabbing about how great you are and about that special thing that you do in bed that drives her crazy so take advantage. Get the friend in bed immediately. Even if she's not all that it will be hot for one reason and one reason alone...it's your ex's friend! All that sexual tension that has built up and the amount of taboo will be enough to make a pleasurable experience for both. A revenge lay is one thing but a revenge lay with her friend is another monster entirely. And hey, if she's any good, keep her around for a booty call. Now this part is important, it is solely up to you if you want to keep this a secret and relish in the personal satisfaction it will undoubtedly bring or throw it in your ex's face and take the "what now bitch?" approach. Just consider the consequences for your actions after the fact.

Take all of those little love notes, birthday cards, and trinkets she gave to you, throw them in a box and mail them to her. If her new boyfriend happens to be there when she opens it, it will most definitely put your past front and center and 9 times outta 10 make him feel insecure. Is she going to go back to him? The real point although is to show her that you have moved on and no longer care whether or not she wants you to have a happy birthday, she's thinking of you, etc. Women love to have some kind of hold on their man long after break up and the amount of distress this tactic can create is undeniable. Be creative, or possibly selective with content, packaging, etc. Remember, everything you do after a break up has a meaning, hidden or not.These methods although tame can be very effective if used correctly. Now, as far as down n dirty goes, I'm not going to get into that just yet, that's an entirely different article. Do you wish to embarrass, anger or possibly ruin your ex's new relationship? Read my next article for tried and true methods on how to do so. Remember, sometimes less is more. In my case, me and my ex remain friends and the minimal amount of venom was exchanged between us post break up but hey, if you were hurt bad and want them to feel your pain then so be it. For every action there is an equal or opposite reaction so be careful. You cannot undo ruin.

 

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