Twenty Lies to Tell Your Boyfriend
20 Gals Phrases Translated
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Does she really means what she said ? Are you sure ? Guys you need to read this. Don't Read this if you are a girlfriends tobby.

Humorous list of lies to tell you boyfriend.

Do you ever lie to your boyfriend? This is a fair question to ask since your boyfriend may be lying to you. Here are twenty lies to tell your boyfriend to keep him honest:

 

1. You are the only man for me.
   Translation: If you are unfaithful, I’ll dump you in a minute.
   
   
2. You look so masculine in your shorts.
   Translation: Where did you buy those awful looking shorts?
   
   
3. You look so sexy with your cute little beard.
   Translation: You better shave that monstrosity in the morning.
   
   
4.  I love your new car.
   Translation: Where did you get that pile of junk? Did you buy it at the Lemon factory?
   
   
5. Let’s make love tonight.
   Translation: Like that’s really going to happen.
   
   
6. I love the way you kiss.
   Translation: My dog kisses better than you.
   
   
7. You sure know how to dance.
   Translation: Step on my feet one more time and I’ll clobber you with my purse.
   
   
8. Do you have a little cold?
   Translation: Stay away from me. God you are so contagious.
   
   
9. I’m really going to miss you. Hurry back.
   Translation: Take a one way ticket to the North Pole.
   
   
10. Don’t worry about the spill on my dress. It’s really nothing at all.
    Translation: You moron. This dress cost me a fortune. Wait until I accidentally spill coffee on your suit.
    
    
11. I just love your smile.
    Translation: You are in serious need of dental work.
    
    
12. You have such a wonderful smell.
    Translation: Did you just release some gas?
    
    
13. I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have such a great guy.
    Translation: I hope that nobody notices that I’m going out with you.
    
    
14. You give me goosebumps.
    Translation: Are you related to Dracula?
    
    
15. That was a delicious meal.
    Translation: I hope that I don’t get food poisoning.
    
    
16. We have so much in common.
    Translation: We both really can’t stand each other.
    
    
17. That was a hilarious movie.
    Translation: I had a nice nap. Now what was that movie about?
    
    
18. These are the most beautiful flowers in the world.
    Translation: Did you buy them at a thrift shop? The roses are beginning to wilt.
    
    
19. I just love this box of chocolates.
    Translation: How many times have I told you that I’m on a diet? You can take this box of chocolates and go stuff yourself.
    
    
20. I love you. I love you. I love you.
    Translation: Where did I go wrong? Why did I have to get involved with Mr. Loser? Are you ever going to find a job?

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